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100 MACEDONIAN GRAFFITI

1. Democracy is when you can say whatever you want, and do whatever you're TOLD!
2. Workers of the world, SORRY! - Yours, Karl Marx
3. Love is blind, which is why it has such a keen sense of TOUCH!
4. A kiss is an application submitted to the second floor to find out if there's free ENTRY on the first!
5. I love the kind of work that MAKES a man!
6. Men are like matches... Once they're lit, they LOSE their heads!
7. When a man lands a catfish, it's called fishing... When a woman lands one, it turns into MARRIAGE!
8. Why expose yourself to a hangover for no reason? ...Just STAY drunk!
9. It's true that alcohol shortens our lives, but at least we've seen DOUBLE what everyone else has!
10. People are our greatest ASSET... said the cannibal!
11. When you're not here beside me, I'm not ALL there!
12. He told me what it's called, so now at least I know WHAT I'm on!
13. Flies make the best journalists... They can tell straight away when something STINKS!
14. There are no cannibals in our tribe... We ATE the last one yesterday!
15. Men want wives who'll BELIEVE they have to go away on a business trip every week... Women want husbands who REALLY will go away on a business trip every week!
16. I love getting into a farm girl's jeans... I just have to watch out that the FARMER never catches me!
17. A girl becomes a woman when, deep inside her, she feels a FIRM reason to!
18. Democracy is when everyone has the RIGHT to say what I think!
19. Hair falls out because it isn't EVERGREEN!
20. EVERYTHING keeps getting heavier and heavier... Even me!
21. Marriage is what comes AFTER life and BEFORE death!
22. If you can't live without each other, get married... THEN you'll manage!
23. When women put on a miniskirt, men are so ashamed they LOWER their gaze!
24. It's women who care most about man's environment... especially the MIDDLE of it!
25. The sea must have been made by a woman... It's OVERSALTED!
26. A woman is like a car... The more she's been used, the LESS she's worth!
27. Women are like chewing gum... Sweet at first, and after that they just STICK!
28. "It's not all that dark," said the executioner... "It just looks that way because you're BLINDFOLDED!"
29. Oh, to have a woman's brain for just one day... So I could give my mind a REST!
30. The legs had a fight, and the left one said to the right: 'Something has COME between us!'
31. Women are like watermelons... Sweetest in the MIDDLE!
32. I had a wonderful idea, but I never got around to FLESHING it out!
33. Women are like flowerpots... Until you put something in them, they're ONLY for decoration!
34. Why do women wear high heels? ...So their tongues don't DRAG on the ground!
35. How can you spot a biker when he's not on his bike? ...When he smiles, there are bugs in his teeth!
36. Do you know what position you have to make love in to make an ugly child? ...Well, go ask your mother!
37. Drive the evil out of a woman... Shove the good right in!
38. Women are like the movies! They're interesting until you go in, and then you realize you've already seen that film!
39. What happens when Snow White undresses in front of the seven dwarfs? ...7UP!
40. What is a woman, in economic terms? A low-lying property where a man DEPOSITS his upstanding capital, in CURRENT accounts!
41. Sex is a revolution in which only the innocent shed blood!
42. Skopje's air has one advantage... You can see what you're breathing!
43. You were the first one I ever made love to... counting backwards!
44. Feed your kids garlic... They're easier to find in the dark!
45. A woman in bed is a very widespread phenomenon!
46. Oxygen wasn't discovered until 1874... I don't get how people breathed before that!
47. Reading ruins your eyesight... So the illiterate must have the best vision!
48. It's not the monkey's fault that man came from it!
49. There are only two kinds of men who know nothing about women... Married men and single men!
50. There are only two kinds of logic: mathematical and female!
51. I like open girls — behind closed doors!
52. The worst luck is when good luck knocks on your door and you're not home!
53. Pizza NO! Burek YES!
54. Some women claim all men are the same... Sounds like way too much experience to me!
55. The time-travel seminar will be held yesterday!
56. I used to be very immodest, but later I got rid of that flaw... And now I'm perfect!
57. I drank to forget you, but I blew it... Not only did I not forget you, now I see two of you!
58. I thought to myself: LET THERE BE LIGHT! I flicked the switch and... THERE WAS LIGHT! So what am I supposed to think of myself now?!
59. Infidelity is when two false people do the real thing
60. Abbr. is abbr. for abbr.!
61. It's better to lead a love life than a dog!
62. Although our country has an excellent geographic position, we still don't know where we stand!
63. The ideal love is between a man who brings in plenty and a woman who gives out plenty!
64. Women are afraid of mice because they hide in holes!
65. Don't be afraid of flying... be afraid of falling!
66. If we really do learn from our own mistakes, then I'm one highly educated man!
67. The good fairy fulfilled two of my wishes... The third time, I just couldn't anymore!
68. Once upon a time there were two sneakers, especially the left one!
69. Better to turn out a fool than to fall out of a plane!
70. For a woman to be ideal, she has to be smart, beautiful and mine!
71. Some drink from joy, some from sorrow, and me — from the crack of dawn!
72. Life is a sexually transmitted disease!
73. Women have a problem for every solution!
74. An eye for an eye, a toothbrush for a tooth!
75. I'm telling you for the millionth time: don't exaggerate!
76. Save the grass... eat herbivores!
77. A friend of mine speaks seven foreign languages, and he still doesn't speak to his wife!
78. A human being is the simplest thing in the world... Any fool can make one!
79. Do I really have to tell you the same thing a hundred times, every time? - said the centimetre to the metre!
80. He who sings thinks no evil... and he who thinks isn't in the mood for singing!
81. The easiest way to get into the newspaper is to read one while crossing the street!
82. My wife and I were happy for twenty-five years... and then we met!
83. Help a man when he's in trouble, if you want him to remember you the next time he's in trouble!
84. All mushrooms are edible... Some only once!
85. The violin is a highly strung instrument!
86. Sin is an idiotic thing... But the feeling is genius!
87. I'm sorry I'll never be 20 again... or have a 20-year-old under me!
88. Women are like encyclopedias... Fat, boring, and they think they know everything!
89. A marriage registrar is really a judge who hands out life sentences!
90. I may not be good in bed, but I'll still have amazing things to write in my memoirs!
91. I always finish everything I sta
92. I pulled his chair out from under him and he didn't fall... He was left hanging!
93. Be by my side when I leave you!
94. The wise one can never give as much slack as the fool will pull!
95. I'll never forget you... Just go!
96. I didn't know what real happiness was until I got married... But by then it was too late!
97. Women are like wine... The older they get, the more they look like the barrel!
98. The easiest way to make a cordless phone is with scissors!
99. I'm having problems with my wife... She keeps interfering in my marriage!
100. Do something for your homeland... Emigrate!